Running is Bipolar

Running? That bitch is crazy! I see her out before the sun rises. I see her in the streets in the middle of the night. Sometimes, she even does her thing with a machine (if you know what I mean and I think you do)! Walking is cool. I can take her to lunch, take her home, even take her around my parents' neighborhood. Sometimes I'll even kick it with Elliptical...but Running? She breaks hearts all the time and leaves people for dead.