Can't Kick a Beetle in the Shin

I hoped this day would never come. Bob Knight is now a media whore. He was a much better coach than to get fired from Indiana. He just couldn't hold his shit together. He could have made stupid cash properly with fat contracts and endorsements based off his legend alone. But now he's tucked in between Dick and Digger; wearing ESPN sweaters while Dick spouts nicknames the Hooters girls gave him the night before and Digger pretends to be relevant. We'll see more of this in the future, where the General earns a living by poking fun at some of the very things which are preventing him from earning a living. Say it ain't so, Bobby. Say it ain't so.