Our Plastic Stuff is Better

Okay, so the song makes this ad. I would have no interest in plunking down $200+ for Nike's crapload of plastic if it weren't for badass Saul Williams belting out his "List of Demands." Now I want to run around my neighborhood wearing a 50 lb. vest and a parachute strapped to my back training for the massive riot I'm going to start later. So where's my neon green ski mask?